The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
What do you call a flying priest? A bird of pray.
Can February March? No, but April May!
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
How do cows stay up to date? They read the Moo-spaper.
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. 'No,' I said. 'It's to look at.'
What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
Dear Math, it's time to grow up and solve your own problems.
Why did the ram run over the cliff? He didn’t see the ewe turn.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.
Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!