The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Where do books hide when they’re afraid? Under their covers.
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
What do dogs and phones have in common? Both have collar ID.
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident? To the I-C-U.
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space.
My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed. After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.
A Spanish greengrocer is 1.74 meters tall, has a waist circumference of 105 centimeters, and wears a size of 44. What does he weigh? Vegetables
Second Amendment The Second Amendment of the Constitution affords me the right to wear short sleeve shirts to work. The right to bare arms.
I got fired from my job at the calendar factory a couple weeks ago. I don't know why, all I did was take a few days off. But it's okay, I think I'm going to become a mirror washer. It's something I can really see myself doing.
Losing game pieces sucks... Especially when it's hide and seek...I'll never forget you, Brian..
What's the difference between a woman and a tiger entering a commercial center? The woman is shopping in the mall and the tiger is mauling in the shops.
Although fiber helps pass stool, you need to be careful about the type of fiber you ingest. From my experience, T-Shirts work well but Jeans are a big no.