The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you do to save a lamb that's having a heart attack! Give it Sheep P R(Say it out loud....)
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? She threw away all the w's.
Two miners walk out of the mine after a hard days work, one carrying a shovel and the other a stick. The one carrying the shovel turns and asks, "Where's your shovel?" And the other responds, "sure does".
My boyfriend bought me a diamond ring The stone was cut in the shape of a four leaf clover. I wore it all the time to show how much it meant to me. One day, I got curious and had it valued at a jeweller's. Unfortunately they told me that my boyfriend had been swindled, as the diamond was actually a cubic zirconia.It was a sham rock.
My English teacher said you can’t make a sentence with only nouns. Wheel sea
I can't believe its pancake day again already.. It's really créped up on me!
Why can't you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
I can't find my Gone in 60 seconds' DVD. It was here a minute ago.
What is it called when you have too many aliens? Extraterrestrials.
When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
When geese fly in V-formation, why is one side longer? There are more geese on that side.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.