The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field
Where do elephants store luggage? In a trunk.
"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.
Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!
Did you hear about the cold dinner? It was chili.
What kind of fruit do ghosts like? Boo-berries.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish!
I have a joke about a broken pencil, but it’s pointless.
How do you spell “candy” with just two letters? C and Y.
Why do bakers work so hard? Because they knead dough.