The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
The other day I saw an event a local church was having at a dispensary where they were giving away donuts and spreading the Word of God They called it Glaze It, Blaze It, and Praise It
What did the fisherman tell his amorous wife? Not tonight, honey, I've got a haddock.
A Buzzfeed writer walks into a bar... You won't BELIEVE what they asked for!
A man was locked in a room with nothing but a calendar and a bed. How does he survive? He eats dates from the calendar and drinks water from the springs of the bed.
A lady golfer was stung by a bee. So she went back to the clubhouse, and met with the club manager. The manager asked her "Where did you get stung?" The lady replied "Oh, between the first and second holes." The manager then said, "Well, obviously, your stance is too wide."
A soldier in WWII was shot but coins in his pocket stopped the bullet. It was his life savings.
I’ve noticed my wife gets very aggressive about controlling the TV remote at the same time each month. It’s nothing but period drama.
French fries are not made in France. They are actually made in Grease.
I think the Rainforest Cafe takes the whole rainforest theme too far. This one time I was sitting there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant.
Kid: "Santa why do you have such a huge bag?" Santa: "Cos I Only come once a year"
Two gentlemen are walking through the West End on their way to a show. One turns to the other and says, “I have a feeling a large number of right-wing wazzocks are going to be there tonight. Trust me, you’ll see the... Queue anon.
Why does Santa have such a big sack? Because he only comes once a year
A man brings some flowers home to his wife. She’s so surprised by his romantic gesture that she lays back on the dining table, throws her legs in the air and spreads them. Her husband confused looks down and goes, “What’s that for?"His wife replies, “For the flowers of course."He thinks for a moment and asks, “Don’t we have a vase?"
Unused Christmas present. One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift,The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. She asked me: Why,?I replied. "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
I went to a fancy Italian restaurant but stormed out when I found bugs in my food. Turned out it was the anty pasto.