The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish!
What do lazy farmers grow? Couch potatoes!
People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece.
Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
What kind of music scares balloons? Pop music.
Why did the phone wear glasses? Because it lost all its contacts.
Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better.
My dad is see through and used to be a woman. He’s a transparent trans-parent.
What did one tea leaf say to the other tea leaf? This is a fine mesh we've gotten ourselves into!
Asked my French friend if he played any video games He said "wii"
Ruth rode on my motorcycle, on the seat behind me... I took a bump at 95, and rode on ruthlessly