The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the squirrel say when he had to choose between staying still or jumping down? I’m really on the fence about this one
In fallout, why are caps used as currency? Because america is a CAPitalist country.
Why did blonde had lipstick all over the steering wheel ? Because she was trying to blow the horn
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? It depends on how thinly you slice them.
My girlfriend's plastic fork broke while she was eating earlier.... ....Just a tine-y bit. (i was so proud of myself but no one else laughed as much as I did )
What did Reverend Rabbit say before blessing his meal ? Lettuce Pray.
I bought a beehive to start my beekeeping company I thought it was a good bees nest
What do you get when a chicken lays its eggs on the top of a hill? Egg rolls.
Getting a bull stoned is dangerous business The steaks are high
A farmer had a prized bull. Bred 300 times a year. The farmer's wife said "300 times, isn't that wonderful dear? Maybe you should watch him. Maybe he'll show you how." Farmer said "Yeah... he's a hell of a bull, but it wasn't all with the same cow."
What recipe uses chicken, shrimp, okra, and elephant sausage? Dumbolaya
What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil I wouldn't pay 200 dollars to have a lentil on my face
What happens when you play the drums incorrectly? You get repercussions
I started a summer camp for kids with add/adhd to teach them to manage their symptoms. It didn’t do so well, people kept telling me “Concentration Camp” was a bad name.
Can you name the 3 NFL team's mascots that start with the letter "F"? The Falcons, the Fourty-Niners and the F***ing Dolphins!