The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Which friends do you always bring to dinner? Your taste buds.
How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord? He thought he could socket to him.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.
"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? At sundae school!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
My wife asked me what the price of lamb meat is. I told her I didn’t know much but... I know it ain’t sheep.
Why couldn’t the Chinese kids play baseball? Because they ate their bats.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear (yes i know my sense of humour is great)