The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage. The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
Why did the little strawberry cry? His mom was in a jam.
I just applied for a job down at the diner. I told them I really bring a lot to the table.
What kind of cars do eggs drive? Yolkswagens.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? Sundae school.
Did you know the first French fries weren’t really cooked in France? They were cooked in Grease! (Greece)
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.
I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
What vegetable is cool, but not that cool? Radish.
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.