The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
“My extra winter weight is finally gone. Now, I have spring rolls.”
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
Why are pigs so bad at sports? They always hog the ball.
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
Why did the employee get fired from the keyboard factory? He wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
If you’re up at night while the cows are asleep in the field that means it’s pasture bedtime.
A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks, “Can’t you just use a sponge?”
What do houses wear? An address.
What did the late tomato say to the other tomatoes? Don't worry i'll ketchup.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
One of my friends and I just get together to eat hot dogs and tell the honest truth. It’s a frank relationship.
What do you call a fish with two knees? A tuna (two-knee) fish!