The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.'
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
Why was the stadium so hot after the game? Because all the fans left.
What do you call a zombie who cooks stir fries? Dead man wok-ing
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here. '
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.
Every time I take my dog to the park, the ducks try to bite him. That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
Why did police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.
Did you hear about the walnut and cashew that threw a party? It was nuts.
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!
How do you get a farm girl to marry you? First, a tractor.