The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows — they're making headlines!
England doesn't have a kidney bank. But it does have a Liverpool.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don’t work.
I went to buy a pair of camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.
What sort of room has no windows or doors? A mushroom!
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
Did you hear about the guy that evaporated? He'll be mist.
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.