The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? “Bison!”
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity? Nothing. He was too shocked.
What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
My wife asked why I didn’t buy her flowers. To be fair, I didn’t know she sold flowers.
How do you measure the mass of an influencer's following? By Instagrams!
Swords will never go obsolete. They're cutting edge technology.
I haven't spoken to my wife in four years. I thought it would be rude to interrupt her!