The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
Why does a husband lead a dog's life? He comes in with muddy feet, gets comfortable by the fire, and waits to be fed.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall! Terrible king, but made a great ruler.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know...'
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable.'
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?
A steak pun is a rare medium done well.
My landlord told me we need to talk about the heating bill. 'Sure,' I said. 'My door is always open.'
I have a clean conscious—it's never been used.
I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.
What do you call a man who can’t stand? Neil.