The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
To the person stole my laptop with my copy of Microsoft Office on it: I will find you. You have my Word!
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
If the early bird gets the worm, I'll sleep in until there's pancakes.
I went to see the doctor about my blocked ear. “Which ear is it?” he asked. “2018,” I replied.
What did the calculator say to the pencil? You can count on me.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
What do you call a kangaroo’s lazy joey? A pouch potato.
Our vacuum cleaner is getting old. It's just gathering dust.
Why was the traffic light late to work? It took too long to change.
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
She said I won’t be able to make it.