The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Hot blond is filling out a form. Where it says "sex" she put "Infrequently". The clerk asked her.... "Is that one word or two?"
As I was picking up my mother in law from the airport, I asked her, “So, how long do you think you’ll be staying with us?”She answered, “Well... for as long as you like.” “Not even for coffee??”
My grandmother was famous for growing delicious strawberries. She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on top of her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited.I fulfilled my promise.She’s dead and berried.
Why didn't Barca fans eat anything this morning? Because they 8-2 much last night.
Shovels were a ground breaking invention... But dumbbells were an uplifting one.
[OC,not a repost] What do you call a Chinese farmer working far away in a field ? Far"ming"
Why do ambulances require two drivers at all times? Because they're a pair o' medics.
A teacher asked her students. "What does the little chicken give you?"The students replied, "Eggs""What does the round pig give you?""Bacon""What does the fat cow give you?""Homework"
Anheuser Busch is using a Georgia brewery to can water for flood victims in Oklahoma and Texas They're labeling very clearly so people don't confuse it with Bud Light
Last week, Puerto Rico's Governor said that they couldn't pay their debt. From now on, the Island will be known as Puerto Pobre.
What is the worst thing to come across while searching the internet? Your keyboard.
What do you call it when someone assumes what the staple crop of Japan is? Ricist
I was grilling yesterday but then the meat started smoking Stakes were high
Wow, I'm getting a $1200 check from the President I feel kind-of like Stormy Daniels. ...well actually this check is for a future stimulus, Stormy's was a check for a past stimulus.
What did the zipper say to the dick? Wanna hang out?