The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My neighbourhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs. I've been a customer for 6 years. I never knew he was a barber.
The phone rings at Crayola Headquarters {green-green-green}"Yellow?""May I speak to Mr. Brown?""Please white while I transfer you."{pink}
My comrades were destroying the brick factory. I said "Stop, we need the bricks!"They replied, "That's why we're demolishing it."
I looked out of my window this morning and saw my dad slumped over the lawnmower crying, I said to my mum "what's wrong with dad?" "He's going through a rough patch" she said...
Did you hear they are changing the Uncle Ben’s Logo? Everyone thought it was ricest.
What do you call a Polish fisherman? A fishing pole.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long
Why aren't koalas actual bears? They don't meet the koalafications.
A couple of cups of yogurt walk into a country club. "We don't serve your kind here," the bartender says. "Why not?" one yogurt asks. "We're cultured."
I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off-too much sax and violins.
Son: Dad, have you seen my sunglasses? Dad: No, have you seen my dad glasses?
What do you call it when a group of apes starts a company? Monkey business.
What happens if the average number of bullies at a school goes up? The mean increases.
When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.