The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How did the pirate get his ship for so cheap? It was on sail.
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that, I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday!
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because they have their own set of scales.
How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste.
I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.