The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why are skeletons such bad liars? You can see right through them.
When the grocery store checker asks me if I want my milk in a bag, I say no, I'd rather keep it in the carton.
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It's a little fishy.
They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now! Wait...
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.'
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
What did the ocean say to the beach?' 'Nothing, it just waved.'
What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.
Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark? ' I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.
I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.
In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.