The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How many Kansas City Chiefs does it take to change a flat tire? Just one. Unless it's a blowout. Then the whole team shows up.
A mosquito was trying to land on my arm. I shook it and said:"Not on my watch"
There's a new cemetery in my town especially for people who died of obesity. If you're looking for the address, it's 1 Pasta Way.
Trump doesn’t know geography... Instead of building a wall on the Mexico border, he built one in Washington DC
Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin? They're afraid of change.
A Priest dies & is waiting in line at Heaven's Gate. Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.God to the guy : '' Who Are You....???? ''Guy : '' I am a Bus driver''God : Take this Gold robe & enter kingdom of heaven.God ... read more
My spirit animal is a bull Because, I too, charge head first into red flags
I went to the liquor store on my bicycle and bought a bottle vodka, put it in the basket on the front and then it occurred to me that if I fall or something happens, the bottle might break, so I drank it all right there and it's a good thing I did... ...'cause I fell 7 times on the way home...
I just downloaded my Biology notes but couldn’t open them. We were studying the helicase. I then had to Unzip the file to open
Hear about the screen printer who misspelled the order of concert posters? Must have had an extra stencil crisis.
What do you realise when a brain hungry zombie walks straight past you? You need a better education.
Why don't people sympathise when your books drop to the floor? Because you only have your shelf to blame
Niece: I have a lot of friends named Nathan, there's Nathan...(endless droning about nicknames). Me: When they are together, do you call them The United Nathans?
If an English teacher is convicted of a crime and doesn't complete the sentence, is that a fragment?
Do you want me to tell you the joke about the butter? No, you might spread it!