The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What kind of sandals do frogs wear? Open-toad.
A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Why did the duck fall on the sidewalk? He tripped on a quack.
Why was the traffic light late to work? It took too long to change.
I got my best friend a fridge for his birthday. I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
I have a joke about butter, but I’m not going to spread it.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.” “Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
People are making apocalypse joke like there is no tomorrow!
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
She said I won’t be able to make it.
I'm so good at sleeping that I do it with my eyes closed.
She said I won’t be able to make it.