The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, “Is it to scale?” I replied, “No… It’s to look at”
During my calculus test, I had to sit between identical twins. It was hard to differentiate between them.
I failed my calculus exam because I was sitting in the middle of identical twins — I couldn’t differentiate between them.
Did you hear the joke titled 'from seconds to minutes'? It's about time.
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize? It takes a long time for them to swallow their pride.
Why does the Irishman always put exactly 239 beans in his soup? Because one more would be too farty.
Person 1:Guys we have to be careful, one of us is possessed by a owl. Person 2: Who?Person 1: That’s the thing we don’t kn...(Not my joke so plz don’t hate me i saw this joke a long time ago)
What’s an atom’s favorite salad topping? Croutons
I’m going to open a gold-plated fasteners company It’s going to be called Au Nuts
What do you call a nun on a mobility scooter? Virgin mobile(Credit: TheScrubKing)
What do you call a Polish fisherman? A fishing pole.
I destroyed a bag of leftover Chinese food It was an act of won ton destruction.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh Ten tickles.