The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why are pigs so bad at sports? They always hog the ball.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
What do you call a man who can’t stand? Neil.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
You can’t trust atoms. They make up everything!
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say “cheese.”
What does a dad get in their stocking if they’ve been naughty? Char-coal.
What kind of cereal do leprechauns eat? Lucky Charms.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
I went to buy a pair of camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.
What days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are week (weak) days!