The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
I'm reading an anti-gravity book. I can't put it down!
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.
I have a joke about butter, but I’m not going to spread it.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
What did the llama say to his date? “Want to go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.”
My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
Why are pigs bad drivers? They hog the road.
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!