The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.'
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
What kind of fruit do ghosts like? Boo-berries.
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
Why do pumpkins sit on porches? They have no hands to knock on the door.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
What do you call a hot dog on wheels?' 'Fast food!'