The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this.
What kind of magic do cows believe in? Moodoo!
How do you fix a pumpkin with a hole in it? With a pumpkin patch!
Have you heard the joke about the butter? I better not tell you, it might spread!
Why did the poodle buy a clock? It wanted to be a watch dog.
My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that, I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday!
What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill? A lambslide.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? It was outstanding in its field.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little whine.
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn!
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.