The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy.
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! Buildings can’t jump.
What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provolone, but only if you have it’s parmesan.
My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program this morning. It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
Why does a husband lead a dog's life? He comes in with muddy feet, gets comfortable by the fire, and waits to be fed.
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
Can February March? No, but April May!
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
Where do polar bears keep their money? The snow bank.