The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I love how Pit Bull announces himself at the beginning of every song giving us time to change the song.
Did you hear about the Ethiopian who fell into a crocodile pit? He ate 6 crocodiles before the rescuers could get him out.
How do I get to the top of r/jokes? Piece of cake.
Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." "God loves you. Do you believe in God?""Yes.""Are you a Christian or a Jew?""A Christian.""Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?""Protestant.""Me, too! What franchise?""Baptist."... read more
How do you break up a fight between 2 blind men? Yell out: 'My money is on the one with a knife...'
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
What do you call someone who dresses up like a noodle? An impasta!
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen.
Where do polar bears keep their money? The snow bank.
I don’t trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.