The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why don’t restaurants serve noodles after 10:00 PM? It’s pasta bedtime.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
How do you get a farm girl to like you? A tractor.
If sweet dreams are made of cheese… Who am I to dis-a-brie?
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I mist.'
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. 'She obviously has COVID,' my wife said. 'Why?' I asked. 'Because she has no taste.'
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.'
I was in a grocery store when a man started to throw cheese, butter and yoghurt at me. How Dairy!
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?
My wife told me she didn't understand cloning. I told her, 'That makes two of us.'
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
What group of people never get angry? Nomads.