The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.
Why can't the sailor learn the alphabet? Because he kept getting lost at C.
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but geometry is where I draw the line.
6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
I have a joke about butter, but I’m not going to spread it.
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.