The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.
I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.
What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? 14 carrot gold.
Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.
To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.
Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
Every night, I have hard time remembering something, but then it dawns on me.
To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.
What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner's on me.