The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.

I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.

I have a joke about being an electrician, but it’s too shocking.

I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.

Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.

The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.

I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.

Most people can’t tell the difference between entomology and etymology. I can’t find the words for how much this bugs me.

I have a joke about immortality, and it never gets old.

I was going to go on an expensive vacation with a classical pianist, but he was too baroque.

Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.

I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.

My niece did nothing with her life. She just sat in her womb all day.

What did the pickle say to the lemon? I relish our time togetherI'll see myself out

Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorus walk into a bar. OH SNaP!