The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.
I have a joke about being an electrician, but it’s too shocking.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
Most people can’t tell the difference between entomology and etymology. I can’t find the words for how much this bugs me.
I have a joke about immortality, and it never gets old.
I was going to go on an expensive vacation with a classical pianist, but he was too baroque.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
My niece did nothing with her life. She just sat in her womb all day.
What did the pickle say to the lemon? I relish our time togetherI'll see myself out
Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorus walk into a bar. OH SNaP!