The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
What's the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus!
My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
Did you hear about the man who cut off his left leg? He’s all right now.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
Last night my wife and I watched two DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don't wok away from me.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.