The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I dreamt about drowing in an ocean made of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta Sea.
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
I fear for the calendar. It's days are numbered.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, "No, just leave it in the carton!"
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
To the person stole my laptop with my copy of Microsoft Office on it: I will find you. You have my Word!
Did you hear about the cantaloupe that went to a therapist? I guess it was feeling Meloncholy.
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
Why do dragons sleep during the day? Because they like to fight knights.
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe.
Last night I had a dream I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.