The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
In 1939, an unusual farm animal named Gertrude became the first cow to climb to the peak of Everest carrying gear for the climbers, setting a world record that still stands unbroken. Since then, the steaks have never been higher.
My New Year’s Resolution was to lose 30 lbs. by the end of summer I’ve only got 40 lbs. to go
My son can only see in shades of beige, Doctors have diagnosed him with colour-blandness.
What is the highest religious authority among oranges called? The Pulp.
How do you make 7 even? Take away the s.
Want to hear a pizza joke? Nahhh, it's too cheesy!
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, It's a moving violation.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
You're American when you go into a bathroom and when you come out, but what are you while you're in the bathroom? European.
It’s raining cats and dogs, so be careful not to step in a poodle.
I'm reading an anti-gravity book, and I just can't put it down!
To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts.
I have a joke about being an electrician, but it’s too shocking.
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.