The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
I failed my calculus exam because I was sitting in the middle of identical twins — I couldn’t differentiate between them.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
What happens when doctors get frustrated? They lose their patients.
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.
Why can't the sailor learn the alphabet? Because he kept getting lost at C.
I used to be able to play piano by ear, but now I have to use my hands.
To the person stole my laptop with my copy of Microsoft Office on it: I will find you. You have my Word!
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.