The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.

We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.

I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.

I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.

What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.

I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.

I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.

I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.

I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.

I failed my calculus exam because I was sitting in the middle of identical twins — I couldn’t differentiate between them.

I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.

My therapist told me I have problems expressing my emotions. Can’t say I’m surprised.

We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.

I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.

I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!