The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but geometry is where I draw the line.
I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2² to say it.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
I'm reading an anti-gravity book, and I just can't put it down!
I have a joke about being an electrician, but it’s too shocking.
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
I tried to make up a joke about ghost but I couldn't. It had plenty of spirit but no body.
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.
Every time I take my dog to the park, the ducks try to bite him. That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you — it's a little fishy!