The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
The two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis, who played Gollum. But did you know that... ...Bilbo’s great great half uncle was a troll, and Gollum’s second cousin once removed was a troll. They’re the troll kin white guys.
What did the selfish beaver say to the deer that asked him to help stop the flooding affecting her grazing grounds? Frankly, my deer, I don't give a dam.
What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provalone
Why did the cookie cry? It was feeling crumby.
What does a stoner do when he sees a space man? He parks in it, man.
What's blue and comes in brownies? Cub Scouts.
Why does the selective Ghost only haunt Bars and Pubs..? ... He's addicted to Boos
I'm not a big fan of people who don't like Peanut Butter Cups I find them to be reesist.
My wife made me dinner the other day. She got offended when I put down my knife and fork and said, "This dinner is disgusting" then my wife said, "Well, boil your own toast next time then"
Where was the first pig discovered in? SINGAPORK!
Why does the rabbit sleep with its eyes open? Because it has short skin.
I got into an heated negotiation with someone on offerup over some gym equipment. Hopefully it works out in my favor.
Which knight is the protector of food? Sir Anwrap.
My wife gave me an ultimatum: Her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.
Why should you always knock on a refrigerator door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.