The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
My dog is a genius. I asked him, "What's two minus two?" He said nothing.
I have a joke about a broken pencil, but it’s pointless.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know what comes first.
I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.
I have a few jokes about retired people, but none of them work.
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
I have a joke about butter, but I’m not going to spread it.
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
To the person stole my laptop with my copy of Microsoft Office on it: I will find you. You have my Word!