The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
A man from Alabama opened his fridge... He looked around inside, closed the fridge and yelled to his wife:"Honey! We're out of bread!"The wife came into the room with a new loaf."Don't worry," she said. "We're in bread."
I let my daughter touch a fork for the first time. Where she put it was shocking.
My employees are developing weaponized crocodiles. I told them to make it snappy.
I signed up for a marathon, but how will I know if it's the real deal or just a run through?
What's that Nevada city where all the dentists visit? Floss Vegas.
What do you call malware on a Kindle? A bookworm.
In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
My cat was just sick on the carpet. I don't think he's feline well.
"Call me Delta Airlines cause I can't handle your extra baggage!"
I love dad jokes, but I don't have kids, which makes me a Faux Pa.
I love dad jokes, but I don't have kids, which makes me a Faux Pa.
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner's on me.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2² to say it.