The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I have a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t get it.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know what comes first.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
I’m friends with almost all the letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know Y.
I wanted to eat a watch for lunch, but it was too time-consuming.
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it’ll get a reaction.
What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? 14 carrot gold.
What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner's on me.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
I tried to make up a joke about ghost but I couldn't. It had plenty of spirit but no body.
I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.
Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.