The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the Dalmatian say after dinner? That hit the spot.
Mom asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't see anything.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He stole third base.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Because she has no taste."
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
Why were the utensils stuck together? They were spooning.
My toddler is refusing to nap. He’s guilty of resisting a rest.
What kind of milk comes from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
What do you get when you cross a Smurf and a cow? Blue cheese.
What does a house wear? Address! (A dress)
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What has five toes and isn’t your foot? My foot.
I just applied for a job down at the diner. I told them I really bring a lot to the table.