The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

I got an email from Google saying, 'At Google Earth, we are able to read maps backwards!' and I thought, 'That's just spam!'

What's the only island you can drive to? Rhode Island.

Don't worry if your parachute won't open. You'll have the rest of your life to fix it.

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

What do you call a TV vaccination? A screen-shot.

How do you talk to a giant? You use big words!

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!

This morning, Siri said, 'Don’t call me Shirley.' I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.

How did the pirate get his ship so cheap? It was on sail..

Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt? Because he doesn’t want to be spotted.

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.'

Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all of its problems!'

What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.

What does a sprinter eat before a race?' 'Nothing, they fast!'