The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
A lamb hovered at the foot of my bed, then disappeared, as I lay frozen in fear. Sometimes I get sheep paralysis.
Why did the woman flash the tattoo artist. It was tit for tat.
My lotion bottle says to use on areas of irritation so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.
What's the biggest drawback to voting by mail? Postage from Russia will cost a fortune!
What's the most unhealthy meal served in a nursing home? The Seizure salad.
I thought I'd make a joke about fencing but then I saw the rule about "no ripostes"
A Scottish man walks into a bakery and says "excuse me, is that a doughnut or a meringue?” To which the baker replies “No you're right enough it's a doughnut"
A man walks into a magic forest A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. "You can't cut me down," the tree complains. "I'm a talking tree!" The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
Me: Hello, ASPCA? There's a polecat clinging to my ceiling fan ASPCA: We don't believe youMe: Well you'll have to take my whirred ferret
What do monsters like to watch movies on? Wide scream TVs.
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
Why do geologists hate their jobs? They get taken for granite.
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it's full of blades.
Why was the dad sitting on a pack of playing cards? His kid asked him to sit on the deck.
I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel. She said I won't be able to make it.