The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How can a leopard change his spots? By moving.
In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh? Nothing, it's on the house.
What does garlic do when it gets hot?' 'It takes its cloves off.'
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.'
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?' 'Pilgrims.'
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
Can February March? No, but April May!
Can February March? No, but April May!
I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off—too much sax and violins.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, 'I always have a few Twix up my sleeve.'
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?' 'You follow the fresh prints.'
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.