The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What do you call someone who can’t stick to a diet? A desserter.
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
Can February March? No, but April May!
What do you call a line you wait in to buy a grill? A Barbe-Queue.
Why do bakers work so hard? Because they knead dough.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said “parking fine.”
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don't wok away from me.