The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?' 'Where's Pop Corn?'
Where do you learn to make a banana split?' 'Sundae school.'
What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging.'
Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots…
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
What kind of music do chiropractors like? Hip pop.
What kind of magazines do cows read? Cattlelogs!
Why was the football stadium cold? There were too many fans.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
What’s the best kind of music to listen to when fishing? Something catchy.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? At sundae school!