The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

Where did the cat go after losing its tail? The retail store.

What do you call spaghetti in disguise? An impasta.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.

Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.

Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A bagel

Which friends do you always bring to dinner? Your taste buds.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.

Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.

Our vacuum cleaner is getting old. It's just gathering dust.

What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A bagel

What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A bagel