The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.'
What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracabrador.
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?' 'Where's Pop Corn?'
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?' 'Where's Pop Corn?'
Vin Diesel eats two meals a day. Breakfast and breakfurious.
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?' 'Where's Pop Corn?'
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep with a moody cow? An animal that’s in a baaaaad mooood.
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!
Accidentally burned dinner on the grill. Mis-steaks were made.
I went to buy a pair of camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.